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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 20:20:58 GMT -5
A muffled thud resounded throughout the library late at night as a ventilation grate fell from the ceiling and hit the floor, scattering dust everywhere. The next thud however came from a figure dressed in full swat gear forward flipping through the ventilation shaft and landing swiftly on his feet. After kicking the grate underneath a book shelf, Pip slowly crept towards the library's door and put his ear against it. 'Coast is most definitely clear!', he than turned around once and walk towards the section of the library labeled Ancient Sumerian History. Making seven paces forward and turning left he then knelt down and pried a piece of the floor board up revealing what seems like a box of Chips Ahoy cookies. Shaking the box, Pip scattered its contents on the floor in front of him as he knelt down. "Hello Ladies!" he said as he rubbed his hands together in glee. "I'm sorry I neglected you girls for awhile, but shall we continue where we left off mon cheres?"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 26, 2009 21:14:27 GMT -5
Prudence opened the library door while in the middle of telling a story to Seras. "So, in my head, I'm going 'don't say it out loud, don't say it out loud,' so of course, like an idiot, I say it out loud! So then--" She looked ahead to see where she was going, and that's when she noticed Pip crouching amongst the Ancient Sumerian History section, surrounded by what appeared to be magazines and a box of cookies. "...What's all this, then?"
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Post by supersabby on Jul 26, 2009 21:17:38 GMT -5
Seras looked down near the stash of books. Walking over and picking one up she looked at the contents and ignored the Captains nervous face. "Oh... Oh that's just... What issue of what is this exactly?" She opened it up. Immediately having a horrified look on her face she dropped the book and stood there.
"Your... Disgusting." She said while crinkling her nose.
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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 21:34:33 GMT -5
"Awww fuck ...." Pip nervously rubbed the back of his head with one hand while trying to stammer his way out of this. "Bonsoir ladies! ... I uhh ..." Picking up the Chips Ahoy container while nervously chuckling he shoves it into Prudence's hand. "Would you like a cookie? While trying to distract her as much as he can, he discreetly shoves said inappropriate material underneath a nearby book shelf with his foot.
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Post by Prudence on Jul 26, 2009 21:41:21 GMT -5
Prudence shook the box and heard nothing. "No cookies even in here, Pip." She craned her neck to look at what he was trying to kick out of sight. "Are those girlie mags?" Looking up, she grinned devilishly. "The hunter has become the hunted! In terms of porn!"
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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 21:51:22 GMT -5
Straightening himself to his full height Pip started jabbing Prudence with an accusatory finger. "Now wait a minute here petite .... I have no idea what your are talking about! At least I wasn't trying to hide the fact that I like porn, YOU were. He empthasized the last bit with an extra hard poke. Grabbing Seras' hands in his, he gave her his most pleading puppy dog look and whined out "Chere ... you understand right? A man has his needs! and its late at night and I thought you were asleep already ..."
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Post by supersabby on Jul 26, 2009 21:54:16 GMT -5
"Pip, I have no problem with Porn... But that was just disgusting." She cringed and slid back down to grab whatever he tried to kick. "Let's see what else you got!" She took the Magazines and walked over to Prudence, Beginning to look through them...
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Post by Prudence on Jul 26, 2009 22:00:15 GMT -5
"Now wait just a minute!" Prudence shouted, not particularly caring that Pip probably wasn't listening anyway. "I was writing it! Have you ever tried to write anything with someone reading it over your shoulder? It's ten times worse when you're trying to write a sex scene! That is an intensely personal experience!" She bent over to pick up one of the magazines by the corner and flip through. "Besides that, I was hiding because I didn't want my best friend to find out I'd written her into porn with the vampire servant she explicitly told me not to. Perfectly good reason." She continued flipping through, occasionally pausing to give some of the images a perplexed look.
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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 22:01:37 GMT -5
Pip continued to jab Prudence with his finger while grinding out through his teeth: "Hey! At least I keep my fantasies inside my own head! I don't just post them all la - di - da all over the damn place for people to find out! and last time I checked my fantasies involved moi and someone that is none of your business in it! I am not that much of a creep to fantasize about other people!" Turning towards Seras and looking up at the ceiling while scratching his head, he tried to justify himself. If can date a vampire than I can most certainly stomach ze kinkier things out there ... be glad your man is 100% straight chere ...."
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Post by supersabby on Jul 26, 2009 22:09:09 GMT -5
"Since when were you my boyfriend?!" She asked looking down at him a bit flustered and blushing. Seras then turned to Prudence, "Ah so that's what happened to you...."
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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 22:15:14 GMT -5
'Time to lay out that french charm Pip old Boy!' Totally ignoring Prudence in the room, Pip dramatically clutched his chest and scrunched up his eyebrows and gave her the most pitiful face he can muster "Chere ... you agreed to go on one date with me and you know how I feel about you" Grabbing her hand once again he pulled her till he was at breaths length away from her "Plus ... you can't deny the fact that you love how I lavish my attention you ...."
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Post by Prudence on Jul 26, 2009 22:26:23 GMT -5
"But I was alone in a study with the doors closed! You broke in on ME!" Prudence gesticulated wildly, then resigned herse to the act that Pip wasn't listening. She sighed and sat down, browsing through the magazine some more. "...Jeeze, that's...talent, I guess. Where do they find these women?"
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Post by supersabby on Jul 26, 2009 22:30:54 GMT -5
Seras Blushed, but remained calm under the pathetic stare of the captain. 'Why does he try so hard....' She thought to herself as she looked down on him. "I suppose you are... I guess..." She looked away and blushed again, trying to get help from Prudence to break the vicious cycle. 'I really don't have the heart to disappoint him...' Giving her a pleading look that screamed 'help', Seras stared straight at Prudence.
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Post by Pip on Jul 26, 2009 22:42:30 GMT -5
"Oh they usually have casting cal... I have no clue where they find these women at all......", turning back to Seras once again he gave her his undivided attention. "Chere you have no idea how lucky you've made me! You won't regret saying yes!"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 26, 2009 22:51:55 GMT -5
Catching the look Seras had shot her, Prudence looked up from detachedly observing the pornography. "So hey, what was it you were gonna try to get out of me when you caught me writing? Besides the custom-written story, I mean."
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