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Post by Pip on Jul 27, 2009 8:40:33 GMT -5
Quickly putting on his infamous poker face Pip responded "Oh nothing in particular mon petite, it doesn't matter now ...."
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 12:48:46 GMT -5
That familiar chuckle came after Pip's last words as he stepped into the Library. "Why is everyone in here...?" He stepped up and stood beside Prudence. "I'm assuming that Prudence is reading us dirty stories, or writing us some...Right?" He grinned at her before seeing the magazines. "Wow...Nice taste in Porno mags..." He projected his thoughts to Pip ::How many more of these have you hidden about the library, dude?:: He laughed inside Pip's head and out loud. "Evenin' Seras." He crossed his arms as he spoke. "So l think I've really figured it out...we are sharing porn now...OH and Prudence...do you really want me and Pip to answer that question...?"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 27, 2009 17:07:08 GMT -5
"Oh, for the love of..." Prudence rolled her eyes as she heard that familiar, irritating voice. "For your information, we stumbled upon Pip's Den of Sin here by accident while looking for a bit of nighttime reading." She turned a page of the dirty magazine she was reading. "You know, there actually are some really interesting articles in here? I'm almost tempted to get a subscription. D'you think they sell a version without all the objectification of women?" Flipping past a few photo pages, she continued. "And yeah, I'm dying to know what you wanted out of me, besides spectacularly written porn that puts all of these pictures to shame, especially since I have no reason to give it to you." She glanced over at Seras. "I'm sure Seras would be interested as well."
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Post by Pip on Jul 27, 2009 19:24:44 GMT -5
"Mon ami ... whats mine is yours! I don't think I would be needing them anymore, I'm already in hot water with mon fille ...." Pip thought aloud to Allastor. Pip than turn towards Prudence and slowly started walking circles around her. "What do you think I wanted mon petite ... if you seriously thought that I wanted some gratituitous sexual favor from you ... than you are sorely mistaken. I tend to like my women .....sexy ... and you are most definitely not it!" with a hearty chuckle he spun on his heels and walked towards Seras. 'There ... that should keep her quiet!'
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Post by Prudence on Jul 27, 2009 20:27:36 GMT -5
Again, Prudence rolled her eyes. "Oh no, a Frenchman with an eyepatch and a cowboy hat doesn't think I'm sexy. Whatever shall I do with my life now that my dreams have been so utterly destroyed," she deadpanned. "As a woman, being wank fodder for some random dude I barely know is my highest aspiration, and lo, you have certainly shown me." She paused to laugh a little at the ridiculousness of the idea. "Seriously, though, nice tactic to try and change the subject. But really. I'm curious. What were you gonna try to get out of me?"
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 20:40:39 GMT -5
Laughed at Pip's words as he circled Prudence. "Y'know Pip...me and you...we could give her a make over, through a man's eyes and she might be sexy after wards..." He stood behind her. "She doesn't have much of an ass though...but I guess we could work with that!" He stepped to Pip's side and began to move his hands as if he was surveying Prudence's body. "and I don't need the mags, but thanks anyway, my dear friend. I'm saying a tank top and a push up bra would be a starting point..."
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Post by Pip on Jul 27, 2009 20:42:28 GMT -5
Pip's jaw dropped and he quickly spun around flabbergasted "What did you just say?!" Now she done it! Pip was on a warpath and he was gonna knock the fille down a notch even if this was going to take the whole night! "First off this is", while waving his hat around furiously "is not a cowboy hat! It is a slouch hat given to a soldier of high regards in the Australian militia! Second, I beg to differ! The eye patch extrapolates my rugged handsomeness! I have never been this demoralized by a fille before and I wouldn't even pursue you even if you beg on your knees! Allastor, I think she needs more than a push up bra, she needs a fucking cantaloupe or something! I have no idea why I wanted a kiss from you in the first place" A silent pause later Pip realized his mistake. "Shit ..... I did not just say that out loud ...."
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 20:58:26 GMT -5
Bursts out laughing and claps his friend on the back. "Smooth move, mon frère..." He grinned at his own attempt at French. "Prudence...how DARE you insult the handsomeness of my friend. I think you are intimidated by our dazzling good looks...We are the creme of the crop! Top Dogs! Stud Muffins. You should be begging to get with men like us!" He grinned widely.
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Post by Prudence on Jul 27, 2009 20:59:42 GMT -5
Prudence half-hid her face in her palm and started laughing. "Ahahaha. Now I see why I stopped worrying about impressing guys. I forgot what a good idea that was on my part." She paused to laugh a bit more before continuing. "Look, has it ever occurred to you knuckleheads that maybe I don't care about what you two think? HOLY CRAP IT'S TRUE!" For effect, she tilted her chair back and purposely fell back, pretending to be terribly shocked. "Secondly," she said as she got back to her feet, "You have seen me in shabby, big sweaters, with no makeup on, having not run a brush through my hair in hours, and probably without my bra on. Certainly without my good bra on. I don't see the purpose in primping and posing for jackasses who don't deserve it. On the flipside: generally, men who actually like me as a person rather than a potential conquest, they can get to see me all dolled up like that. In fact, sometimes the get to see me in my trashier lingerie, or even," she paused to gasp scandalously, "naked." She stretched casually, smirking the entire time. "In fact, Monsieur Bernadotte, that's generally the easiest way to get a kiss out of me. But I'm sure your techniques are yielding you some great results. I mean, look at how Miss Victoria doesn't look at all like she'd rather eat garlic bread than date you. ...Oh wait. Still, I'll take you up on the offer of cantaloupe; that's one of my favorite fruits. Elton John excluded."
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 21:07:12 GMT -5
He grins and tilts his head back at her. "Honey...talking about being naked and all of that...doesn't impress me." Stepping forward he would sneer. "I doubt you know how to pleasure manly men, such as us." He lightly tapped her forehead as he spoke. "And I'm not too worried about impressing you myself! Honestly, you entertain me...You are a sweet little book worm, but damn you talk a lot..." He smirked and held out his arms, mimicking Prudence's actions earlier. "So just go ahead and keep trying to defend yourself..."
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Post by Pip on Jul 27, 2009 21:17:50 GMT -5
Snorting whilst rolling his eyes Pip muttered under his breath "Mon petite .. I don't think you even count as a conquest ..... when men see you they scream retreat .... and phsssst ..... you in lingerie is like putting a lace duvet over a couch. Just because it has a nice cover on it doesn't hide the fact that its saggy and worn out " Shooting Seras a lopsided grin he said "Plus mon chere loves my company, non?"
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 21:23:58 GMT -5
Snickers at Pip's words befoe speaking. "I don't know...I could be kind enough to give her a good pity fuck..." He looked at Prudence, giving her another once over. "Does that suit you?"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 27, 2009 21:29:27 GMT -5
"You two..." Prudence said, with a low laugh, "are seriously the biggest toolboxes I've ever met. Why don't you guys do me a big favor and stop thinking of me as a woman, then I might get some respect out of you. And as a bonus, you won't have to be subjected to my horrible, disgusting looks, because I know you won't care how attractive I am if I'm not a woman!" She sauntered over toward the shelves. "Either way, though, I like myself, and guys whose company I actually enjoy like me too, and there is not a single thing either one of you can do about it. I'm not gonna go hide in my room for your sake." She plucked a book off the shelf and looked at the back cover. "In fact, I think I might just have to be out and about more than ever, to spite you!" She smiled brightly and waved before turning to get some more books.
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Post by Sir Allastor Winfield on Jul 27, 2009 21:50:17 GMT -5
Allastor smirked a bit and watched her grab books. "Jeez Prudence...don't cry about it..." He laughed some and sat down on a pile of books.
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 13:20:01 GMT -5
Seras stood there in shock at the dilemma before her. Listening to this made her angry. "I think she looks fine! You... you... UGH! MEN!" It really peeved her when Men started to insult or pick at women, they had no right. "It may not bother her but it certainly is bothering me!" She puffed out her chest and snorted. Crossing her arms, she began to look for books with Prudence. While looking through the books, she accidentally tripped over one of the thick books laying on the floor, and fell over. She seriously needed to work on those 'Vampire Skills' ... At least her chest broke her fall...
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