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Post by Prudence on Jul 28, 2009 14:52:46 GMT -5
Prudence held out her hand to help Seras up. "Look, I found a copy of Carmilla! I haven't read that in ages, I'm so excited! Who doesn't like a good story about a lesbian vampire?" Nobody, that's who. "I learned long ago to stop caring what fatheaded prats like them think of me," she said to Seras in a quiet, for-girls-only voice. "There's no pleasing them, anyway, so why waste time trying that could be spent enjoying myself?"
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 15:46:12 GMT -5
"I know but still it's not right... Oh Pip's not getting anything special from me EVER! Nope! No Sirree!" She stated all 'as a matter of fact' like. Yet somehow she felt like she was lying to herself a bit, but still, it wasn't right for them to treat Prudence like that. As she's heard shes had enough to deal with recently. "So what's all the news about this well written porn?"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 28, 2009 18:03:22 GMT -5
Prudence sighed before beginning the tale. "Okay, well. See, the thing is, I don't write porn usually. I have to have a certain mood strike me. And...well. The Count and Sir Integral bring that mood to life quite well. So I go caught writing it when I shouldn't have been, and realistically should have just hauled my laptop to a Starbucks, and bargained for keeping the secret using my ability to write even more for Pip. If he was smart, he would have left it at that and we wouldn't even be having a problem right now, but nooo, he had to stall and try to get something else out of me until Gary Stu back there barged in and said 'lawl try for more' and they basically menaced me until Integral walked in and caught me anyway. There was also a third guy. I don't even know who he is, but he bragged about having had a threesome once in World War II. I don't get it." She paused for a moment, pursing her lips. "So...yeah."
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 18:40:23 GMT -5
"Oh Prudence... That Sucks." She patted her new friend on the back. "Well if it makes you feel better, I have these... strange dreams, where I find myself in bed with more than one man... or woman! Do you think this is trying to tell me something?" She rubbed her chin and looked at the floor. "Or maybe this will help you?" And tilted her head towards Prudence. "It's probably because I am still a virgin... huh."
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Post by Prudence on Jul 28, 2009 19:39:40 GMT -5
Prudence's eyes glazed over for a moment. "I have similar dreams. About Ziggy Stardust and Jareth the Goblin King. Mmmm." She giggled a little before returning to reality. "Problem is, then I never want to wake up. My subconscious isn't very subtle." Prudence shrugged and went back to browsing the shelves. "Naughty dreams don't seem to have any rhyme or reason, really. Unlike my brilliantly-written erotica, which always makes sense. Always."
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 19:48:26 GMT -5
"So then... The one that I had about Master and Captain... That's a dream so it doesn't make sense right?" She pondered this for a moment. "Hmmm I liked that dream..." She blushed and then slid over to another part of the section. "I am not in any of these stories right? I mean, no ones spoken of me like that right?... BESIDES the Captain." Seras Cringed.
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Post by Pip on Jul 28, 2009 20:22:36 GMT -5
Pip who was leaning on the other side of the book shelf, trying to pick up the girls' conversation, fell over when he heard Seras' declaration. "MON DIEU! YOU'RE A VIRGIN!?" After composing himself, Pip strutted over to Seras with a positively lupine grin on his face. "So ... someone is having dreams about moi, eh?
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Post by Prudence on Jul 28, 2009 20:38:42 GMT -5
Prudence hung her head upon hearing Pip's voice again. "You know, I try really hard to break that old British tradition of being racist toward the French. And you, sir, are not helping me at all." Prudence stretches a bit, and then muses, "If I had known that virginity was a requirement for vampirism, I mighta tried to keep my options open. ...Nah, probably not."
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Post by Pip on Jul 28, 2009 21:12:36 GMT -5
Rolling his eyes Pip casually responded "Now you on the other hand ... I won't be surprised if you become an old maid!"
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Post by Prudence on Jul 28, 2009 21:21:25 GMT -5
Prudence sighed deeply,and buried her face in her hand. "Such a child," she muttered, before looking back up at Pip. "Again, you make the fatal mistake of assuming that I give a toss if I get married or not. Hint: I don't. If you want to make me feel bad, you are going about it the wrong way, because I know what you're saying is utter tripe. But you go on ahead and keep on trying to hammer that square peg into that round hole. I'm sure if you just keep bangin' away, you'll get it eventually!" She smiled her corniest smile and gave a thumbs-up before turning to look at the book spines again, laughing to herself.
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Post by Pip on Jul 28, 2009 21:45:00 GMT -5
'Argh! This fille was really going drive him up the wall one day!' Sighing to himself he figured he shouldn't bother with her anyways. The fille had a skull as thick as a coconut. Composing himself, Pip walked over and grabbed a book that he thought might interest Prudence off the top shelf and handed to her as a peace offering. "You're right mon petite, I have been acting quite unrefined and I apologize ...."
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 21:49:19 GMT -5
After Pip handed the book to Prudence, she looked him over real good. 'May as well reward him...' Seras then walked over, and hugged the Captain. "This isn't like me but... I am glad your being nice!" She smiled and backed away from Pip.
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Post by Pip on Jul 28, 2009 21:55:55 GMT -5
After Seras backed away from him, he couldn't stop the lazy grin that formed on his face. If this is what happens when he acts like a good little boy than maybe he should start behaving more often! 'Yes! Pip old boy your going to win her over some day!' "Say mon chere .... you didn't specify where you want to go for our date? Do you have something in mind...?"
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Post by supersabby on Jul 28, 2009 21:59:54 GMT -5
"I don't really care... Uhmmm," She sweated a bit 'Oh I got him all Happy now.... I can't crush that...' "Wherever you want to go Pip, it's perfectly fine with me!" 'Oh god he's going to take me to a strip club or something! Stupid mouth stupid mouth...' She worried and mentally hit herself over what she said.
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Post by Pip on Jul 28, 2009 22:04:22 GMT -5
Giving her his signature smile he asked "Hmmm ... if you don't mind french cuisine, I know a wonderful little place that we can go to ... its quite romantic for two ... Now the rest of the evening ... will be a surprise for you to find out!" He emphasize the last word with a tap on her nose with his finger.
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